Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?