Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What is a cow's dream job?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?