What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
When do astronauts eat?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.