Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?