Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do fish do at parades?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is blue and not heavy?