Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Pierce Brosnan.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?