When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?