Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do billboards talk?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?