What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do novels go to have a good time?