What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?