Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the richest basketball team?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why was the cow afraid?
What animal floats best?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?