Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?