Which president loved to take baths?
George Washington.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?