Why do cows always skip gym class?
They don't want to beef up their figures.
What do elves learn in school?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?