Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?