What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?