Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why do bees gossip?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the snake cross the road?