What game do mice love to play?
Hide and squeak.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?