Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What insect runs away from everything?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?