What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?