Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
How do you measure a millennial?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do bears keep cool?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?