Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why was the horse so happy?