What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?