What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What's a dog's favorite book?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What sweet treat never panics?