Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?