Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?