Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
It's Crowded!
What medicine would you give an ill ant?