What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How do fleas travel?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What birds make average students?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?