What's a cow's favorite music note?
Beef flat.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?