Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Surprise!!!!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?