Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?