Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
He heard they were working on treat-ies.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?