Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Because he was a space cadet!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?