What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do elves learn in school?