Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
Where do hamsters come from?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's the laziest vegetable?