Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What says: oom oom oom?
What makes pirates such good singers?