Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What's the richest basketball team?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do crabs never give to charity?