Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What fairy loves to count?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?