What do you call a retired cowboy?
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Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?