What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
The museum curator needed a break.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?