Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do fish watch TV shows?