What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?