What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
When does a horse talk?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?