Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What money do cats use to go shopping?