What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What tea do footballers drink?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?