Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
A-parent-ly.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did summer catch autumn?