What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are you having a cri-sis?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?