Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?