How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?