Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animals make the best students?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?