How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How do frogs get to work?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do cows go on vacation?