What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is the most faithful insect?