How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What car can you only see twice a year?