What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?