What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do all the planets get along?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?