How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?